• WELCOME TO THE CROWBAR HOTEL!

    After harboring tape reviews for years with no home for them to rest, THE CROWBAR HOTEL is now open to the public. Our hotel staff plans to review fresh releases as they are submitted to us. The Crowbar Hotel has no turndown policy and will review any physical release sent in, with a heavy emphasis on audio cassettes. In the meantime, we will be accommodating a number of backlogged reviews that have been waiting for their launch. Enjoy your stay and check back often! Hot towels not included. …READ MORE


  • LUCKLESS – ‘ “I Promise to be Good” ’ cassette
    LUCKLESS – ‘ “I Promise to be Good” ’ cassette

    I really had no thoughts or expectations about what LUCKLESS was all about when I was preparing to listen to this cassette. Very unassuming, minimalist artwork surrounding a four-song cassette, labeled with a label maker. LUCKLESS is a four-piece band from Toronto, ON comprised of guitar, bass, drums, and synth. Vocal duties are shared between …READ MORE


  • PARASITIC TWINS – ‘Promo 2022’ cassette
    PARASITIC TWINS – ‘Promo 2022’ cassette

    This band has been kicking around for a while at this point. I booked them on a tour in the early 2010’s and they were absolutely outstanding. Blistering, relentless hardcore-punk from Fort Wayne, IN. A group of people that when they rolled up to the gig you simultaneous felt the desire to befriend them and …READ MORE


  • JAKE KING – ‘Rock & Roll’ cassette
    JAKE KING – ‘Rock & Roll’ cassette

    Jake King has been operating under the T.T.T.T. banner for a few years now, while also releasing music as J. KING, JACOB KING, and now… JAKE KING. From release to release I find myself having no idea what to expect, since the stylistic lines between these aliases tend to blur. My gut feeling has been …READ MORE


  • WHITE KNUCKLE – ‘Can’t Stand To Quit’ cassette
    WHITE KNUCKLE – ‘Can’t Stand To Quit’ cassette

    Five song solo egg-punk project from Montreal, QC. I’ve seen the tape named ICSTQ standing for I Can’t Stand To Quit, but on both the front cover and the spine of the cassette there is no “I” in Can’t Stand To Quit. The tape begins with the allegedly titular track of “ICSTQ” which starts off …READ MORE


  • KILL THE HIPPIES – ‘Special Master’ cassette
    KILL THE HIPPIES – ‘Special Master’ cassette

    Popping this cassette into the tape deck of my 1989 Dodge B350 tour van, I was convinced that something was broken. The stereo salvaged from the junk yard? One of the speakers? Maybe the tape itself? I can’t begin to count how many records I’ve heard that begin with the classic “uh-oh, your stereo might …READ MORE


  • XO’s – ‘(pronounced húgs and kissès) cassette
    XO’s – ‘(pronounced húgs and kissès) cassette

    Chicago / Northwest Indiana area supergroup featuring members of NANCY, LIQUIDS, and BLEEDING GUMS. Supergroups sometimes stumble under the weight of their own hype, fans expect fireworks but all they get is smoke. Not here, tho. This is absolute goddamn perfection. Catchy rock-n-roll riffs mixed together with no-nonsense, no cheat-beat punk. Hell, the first ten …READ MORE


  • COMING DOWN – self-titled cassette
    COMING DOWN – self-titled cassette

    A group of long-running Rochester, NY heavy hitters delivering Revolution Summer–inspired post-hardcore. Well crafted songs with no shortage of riffs, and it’s good! Dare I say… too good? The recording is very clean, slick, and professional. More often than not, that can act like a strike against a band for someone like me who prefers …READ MORE


  • ECFU – ‘Electric City Fuck You’ demo re-release cassette
    ECFU – ‘Electric City Fuck You’ demo re-release cassette

    Extremely limited-run posthumous cassette discography from the Capital Region of New York state. The full output of the band was a demo cassette released right around the turn of the century and now also a live recording of the final ECFU set. Of course I should mention that the band featured future members of ACID …READ MORE


  • KRYSTIAN QUINT & THE QUITTERS – ‘Something Like That’ cassette
    KRYSTIAN QUINT & THE QUITTERS – ‘Something Like That’ cassette

    Debut solo-project release, every aspect done by Krystian Quint, best known from being in Detroit garage-punk band THE STOOLS. Personally, when listening to this tape I hear 9 songs of well crafted power-pop / glam-punk / rock-n-roll, but I’ve always said that music on the ‘pop’ spectrum allows listeners to hear what they want to …READ MORE


  • MOCKTAG – ’74 West’ cassette
    MOCKTAG – ’74 West’ cassette

    Three-piece alternative rock band from Moline, IL, or maybe just a solo project in disguise, as the cassette credits only “Jakob Fucking Martin.” The A-side has seven tracks, while the B-side is hand-labeled: “Side B: ????”. The big reveal for me was that mine was blank, though online I discovered that the band offered to …READ MORE